This is the eighth in a series I bring to you each Friday, where I pick a city and share with you some of their strangest (and sometimes hilarious) Craigslist.com postings. I figure the content is endless, so why not!
This week we visit Dallas, TX, home to one of my best friends and her family — though I am pretty sure none of these came from them. We are overflowing with stupidity goodness today…hold onto your brain cells and enjoy!
I’m sure he is being bombarded with calls since he sounds so romantic and all.
A year supply of rats is tempting, but they may want to specify that she wants to trade for a non-puppy-eating reptile.
fyi: ed = erectile dysfunction if you were wondering (he put in in lower cas as if trying to be discreet)
(A) I’m pretty sure this is illegal (B) Hahahahahah.
Once again I am compelled to write Craigslist and suggest a new category called ‘stuff for people who are crazy enough to come and all crap away for free’
“you have to flush twice sometimes for number 2”. Obviously he doesn’t know about my fiber rich diet.
“Neon Playboy sculpture for legos? Sounds like a fair trade”, said the 14 year old boy.
All those years at $3 an hour and I could have been getting free tattoos.
“Tongs?” Well thats good since I will require tongs to touch any banana hammocks I buy off of Craigslist.
In keeping with including something Chewbacca-themed every week, here is a lovely addition to your wookie wardrobe.
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