1. Thanks, I might actually call the guy about the mole traps. With a yard full of mole hills, the “snap” would be a sweet sound to my ears.

    • Susan Maccarelli

      I had no idea there were places that had mole problems. I have seen a mole maybe 3 times in my entire life. Oregon is under mole siege apparently.

  2. So the one about the turkeys, quails and other animals gave me the giggles. My favorite part was “two intact male alpacas.” Living in an area that has a lot of alpaca farms I am fairly sure this means they still have their manhood… however, the other side of the coin is, who would want alpacas that WEREN’T INTACT?

  3. Sharkie has run up quite a bio in his six, short weeks of life. How long do goats live? Might read like a Tolstoy novel in the end. (On a disturbing note, autocorrect tried to substitute “Toy Story” for Tolstoy, in an alarming illustration of the erosion of the American intellect.)

  4. courtneyconover

    Scotty collects toy rubber snakes. And condition-wise, they all fall into the So-new-and-real-looking-that-they’ll-scare-the-shit-out-of-you category. Because this one listed is deemed “Good Condition,”’ I would consider buying it. We have standards, you know, when it comes to our rubber snakes! (NOTHING below “Good Condition” will do.) lol

    I don’t know why, but the Dolly Playboy had me laughing so hard I nearly cried…until I stopped: Wait a gosh-darn minute, here.


    • Susan Maccarelli

      The sad sad town of Eugene offered not a single Chewbacca moment :o( I promise a Chewbacca for next week!

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