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  1. courtneyconover

    The mattress hairs and stinky Playboys made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    And, again, where in the world is Chewbacca? Not a night-light, or toothbrush holder? Nothing???? lol

    Have a great weekend.

  2. Hahaha. People are just…weird. I’d be really suspicious of those Playboys. And the black hairs? Can someone say “DNA analysis”? Go all CSI on that shizz. LOL

    Check out Las Vegas from time to time. I’ve seen some real doozies on there that will make you pee your pants laughing.

    • Susan Maccarelli

      I know – I think I would have to choose that one for sure ‘It turns left at the lightsssssss my preciousssssss!’

  3. Yes! 🙂 I knew my fellow Knoxvillians would not disappoint. Thanks so much for the list, Susan!

    Also, the germphobe in me was repulsed by so many of these items. A “hairy” mattress? Stinky Playboys? Possibly worn bras? Pass! Shoutout to Chewie the aplaca, though, for having a great name. 😉

  4. Chicken teepees? I wouldn’t even know how to use one. Why is a coop not sufficient? Maybe you could use Chewbacca’s alpaca wrap to make it more comfortable.

  5. JB

    Uh-huh. As gross as the hairy mattress is, my favorite is still the chicken ‘teepees’. If you’re not aware, those ‘cute little teepees’ are what the jerk wads in the world use as shelter for roosters they keep for fighting. As in they antagonize the birds then throw them in an area together and watch them kill each other. in between fighting they tie the birds by their legs to this little teepee with a rope about 1or 2 feet long. It’s illegal in most places (or should be) and this person’s just trying to unload this crap to some poor schmuck. He can’t even spell a word is the first clue to this kind of people I guess

  6. Frank

    I wonder if the stinky playboy’s were found under the hairy mattress after dropping one of the gently worn bras while tripping over the chicken tee pees?

    Maybe chewy knows for sure! Lmao

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