Having a 3-year-old and a 4-year-old in the house pretty much ensures that the quality of tv is greatly diminished for the foreseeable future. I’ve found myself slowly adapting to the mindless drivel they watch only to start forming my own show preferences and favorite characters. I recognized immediately that I might be watching too much toddler tv, and immediately sought help!
Here are the signs that you too may be watching too much toddler tv:
1. You announce activities in song
You’ve begun signaling your kids for daily activities using toddler show tunes. For example: you announce bath times using the Disney channel filler song lyrics: “Let’s take a bath, a lovely bubbly bath!” and bedtimes are suggested with the Pajanimals’ “Are You Ready For Beddy-Bye?”
2. You cyber-stalk the humans from kids shows
You’ve Googled extensively to find out what happened to Steve from Blues Clues. A “Where Are They Now?” on The Wiggles gets your full attention, and a possible baby bump sighting on Nina from Sprout’s goodnight show has you sweating the possibility of months of reruns again should there be another extended maternity absence.
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